A bird pooed on my window
I came home from work today and found that a bird had pooed on my window. Yes, ON my window. Through the screen and onto the glass, no downward trajectory. It was appalling. I don’t even know how to clean it off, we’ll see if my hand can fit between the glass and the screen. If not, I’ll find some small child to clean it off, or a very petite Asian.
How does that even HAPPEN. Thank God my window was closed, otherwise the poo would have ended up IN my room, ALL OVER my Anthropologie Capri Blue candle in the “Volcano” scent. That would be absolutely unacceptable. I would throw a fit. I would rather the bird poo on my pet chinchilla.
But seriously, I don’t even know how it happened. I have no windowsill. The bird must have flown up to my window, turned, arched its back, aimed, and then flown away. What bird is that malicious and vindictive??? I am so mad! I want to throw up! I wish birds weren’t so cute so I could wish it would die!
